lizzywhimsy:

If you just got excited, you’re a nerd. 

(via tuesday)

dadd:

Crush: *Talks to someone* 

Me: I lost them. They’re clearly in love with that person. How did this happen?

(via patrik-star)

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

(via loading-bae)

jaclcfrost:

“how many times have you even watched that movie”

(via tuesday)